It is a worthy alibi. No one would believe your powers of seduction to be that powerful or effective.

[ mean

but he seems to also be finding this hysterical so there's that ]

I see you every day, it seems, my little rabbit. But, if you would like me to say so, I can be a touch indulgent - sure. A shepherd must attend to all members of his flock, no matter how wayward.

[ who is the leader here ]