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[becomemod]

I don't have much familiarity with them at home. I don't know what's normal for a paper.

[ballies]

i am pretty sure you're not meant to try and backtalk your readers. and you're meant to finish your sentences...

[becomemod]

This newspaper apparently has other ideas. It's interesting to see what they write.

[ballies]

interesting annnd a little worrying.

[becomemod]

Do you think they'll advocate for another crime?

[ballies]

t's not impossible?

[becomemod]

Hmm...
We'll just have to see what it is at the end of the week.

[ballies]

that doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence, snake. the end of the week tends to be a disaster.

[ HA HAHAH HA. ]

[becomemod]

It's so consistent.
Unfortunately.

[ballies]

yeah, i'd prefer it if we just had the weekend off. no one dying.

[becomemod]

Strong agreement from me. I prefer no murders and no executions.

[ballies]

i think that's a given across the board, honestly.

who do i petition for time off for good behaviour? the mayor? people above the mayor?

[becomemod]

The people above him, but your chances of being listened to are low.

[ballies]

… yeah i’d need to know who they were in the first place i guess. or is this some weird secret identity bull?

[becomemod]

They won't tell us exactly who it is, so it feels like secret identities. Or they might not know at all.

[ballies]

or they don't want you to know.

[becomemod]

Just as terrible.

[ballies]

most shady things are…