becomemod | AUDIENCE: TAMA

so i can potentially die in a weird power trip competition, but nooooo tama, not the baaaar.

I never said you couldn't sneak in, but I suppose that depends on your skill level. Not everyone is good with stealth.

i passed out on the first weekend because i forgot human bodies need to sleep.

That happens sometimes.

i'm just saying, that's unfair i bet my stealth skill is in the negatives.

Have you considered a distraction of some kind? We all have special abilities, after all. I'm sure something would work, even if it's as simple as someone accidentally leaving the door open behind them.

hmm.

i could just hack the cameras and short them out for an hour or so. they’d have people running around trying to figure out why they were busted, right?

Sounds simple enough, with a power like yours.

yeah, how long it'd act as a distraction is the uncalculable part of the plan. if they decide it doesn't matter that, much, I'm in trouble.

Lucky for you, they don't check ID once you're inside, at least not in my experience. They assume you're of age. So that'd be the only hurdle.

so I could literally just hide behind someone tall and see if that works? whiiiiiiiich--

wanna help me sneak in?

The straightforward approach, then?
I suppose we can try.

then you're my invisibility cloak. it's a promise.

I'll try to serve you well.

[ what's an invisibility cloak ]

[ thinks about how this week started with haha help me sneak into this bar and now she’s like hello i’m hanging on in there by my fingertips!! yay!! into his shoulder by the end of the week. ]

no time like the present!

[ lmao. what a week!! ]

You want to try it now?

[ oozes into the ground ]

Seize the day!

In that case, I'll meet you there.

[ she is nyooming ]

[ he'll wait around the corner so they don't get caught immediately lmao. ]

How exactly does an "invisibility cloak" work?

Well if they actually existed, they'd make us invisible. Otherwise, I'm just going to have to hide behind you somehow.

[ hm. he has a good 20cm on tama, but... ]

I guess you could try hiding under my hair or something.

[ he is not the best at sneaking. ]

...

The hair might not work... although it would shield me if we kept in step...

[ sighs. ]

If I had my usual clothes, this would be easy.

… Probably. Like a robe or something?

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