Audience: Will

[becomemod]

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[becomemod]

Right? It's kind of sad.

[ They do give a nod. ] It's been about six months now! It feels such a long time ago but also not that long ago, you know? [ Hm ] What kind of cage do you think the hamster would like? A really big one?

[stunwhistle]

Six months is a weird period of time like that.

[so little time, in the grand scheme of things, but - also a pretty long time, to be away from home with no way back.]

Definitely not a small one. If I remember right, you're gonna want at least 450 square inches of uninterrupted floor space. 650 square inches would be better, though. Hamsters are happier if they've got more room to run around.

[becomemod]

Yeah it is. I'm used to running around a lot more than this so it's pretty strange not to be running as much.

[ thinking about it. ] I don't know what a square inch is or how to measure for it.

[ The hero with the furniture and decor shop saying this ]

We do have a space that isn't being used so much up stairs. Maybe that can be the Hamuhamu zone?

[stunwhistle]

Honestly? Same here.

[the weekly murder is, uh, a thing. but there is significantly more downtime during the week than will, as a demigod, is used to.]

Most of the time the packaging will be labeled with the sizing... [he shrugs.] That might work. It depends on what else you have in there, but if it's not being used much... then it should be fine?

[becomemod]

Okay! Do you think Hamuhamus will like toys? [ They will get a cage and start to go down to look for food. ] Can you feed them anything?

[stunwhistle]

I think they like stuff like... wheels, and tunnels to run through? There are probably hamster toys.

[he never had one growing up though...]

And there should be like, special hamster food. Or something.