Audience: Kuwuto Ryuki

[becomemod]

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[becomemod]

[ Assigns them The Salon. ]

Getting away's good with me.

[ Gonna head out of here and to wherever Ryuki leads them. ]

[unsync]

[ His go-to is the cafe or the park. Maybe they can chill with a latte. ]

Do you want to talk about it? It's okay if you don't.

[ Did someone curse you to think you're ugly... you're beautiful Goat... probably. ]

[becomemod]

Uh... I'm not sure talking about it would work. Just... be nice to Ox, this power sucks.

[ They're happy to go to the cafe, thank you. ]

[unsync]

Oh, okay. It's that thing... what was your power?

I didn't know you guys could get affected by it too.

[ Let's get you a drink buddy, what's your poison? ]

[becomemod]

I could write or tell someone a story and calm them down that way.

[ The way some stories already do.

They'll order a coffee with two creams and two sugars. ]

We're effected by all the same stuff you are.

[unsync]

That's... a pretty useful skill.

[ Every day he, ICly, feels regret about his laser eyes. Fortunately I don't. ]

I guess I just didn't notice. I'm also going to guess you're going to tell me there isn't anything you can do to fix it either.

[becomemod]

[ They really miss it ]

Sorry. I can't change it, but I would if I had a way. Which one do you have for the week?

[unsync]

...

I actually don't know.

[ He really doesn't try to use his powers so. ]

[becomemod]

Guess there's not a lot of reason to use laser eyes in a day...

[unsync]

Nnnnnno.

If you ever come up with any ideas, let me know...

[ Not that he's super likely to follow through with it. ]

[becomemod]

Uh... maybe heating up your coffee...?

[ They sound doubtful and also, why would anybody do that when they have microwaves. ]

[unsync]

Well...

I'd need a laser-proof mug first, I think.

[becomemod]

[ They laugh. ]

Maybe they sell an industrial strength mug in Tarkea?

[unsync]

I've never heard of that being a thing. Well, I'll consider it once I figure out how to unlock the microwave function in my eye.

[ There isn't one. Probably. ]

[becomemod]

There's a lot there, who knows what you'll find the next time you go.

Or... Maybe you have a fast way to start a campfire?

[ They're nowhere near a forest. ]

[unsync]

Maybe if I ever find a reason to go camping here.

[ Meanwhile, in CYOA he is dying that he found one valid use case for eye lasers and it's on the week he does not actually have eye lasers. ]

If I had my usual functions, I could be of better help to the investigations but... I guess that's probably why to begin with.

[becomemod]

Your... usual functions? [ Puzzled. ]

Are you a cyborg? Ah, sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.

[unsync]

Oh, no. [ Thinks about it. Wait. ] How do you define a cyborg?

Either way, my left eye is a tech prosthetic.

[becomemod]

Something like... a robot that's part human?

A tech prosthetic? What happened to your eye?

[unsync]

Oh. I think I'm more human than robot, so yeah, no then.

[ He just asked because if cyborg was technically 'has any technological part' then he supposes he might have to concede that. ]

I had it removed.

[becomemod]

Removed? Was something wrong with it?

[ Did you get eye cancer? Were you blinded? ]

[unsync]

No, nothing wrong with it.

I just needed it removed if I was going to take my job at ABIS.

[ Goat is now chronologically the first, but OOC the second person to know he's crazy enough to get his stupid eye removed for a fucking job. ]

[becomemod]

[ There is truly no other way to convey this emotion other than :tails:. ]

You removed it for a job?

[unsync]

Yeah...?

[ Why, is that weird? ]

[becomemod]

What kinda job asks you to take out your eye??