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[ballies]

can i start petitioning for them to just be nice and pleasant, and lacking any serious physical or mental damage? if they have to happen at all?

[becomemod]

You could write a letter of complaint, but I don't know where you'd send it.

[ballies]

I doubt Addy could help we with something like that.

[becomemod]

Addy seems to be having trouble. The advice is somehow getting worse.

[ballies]

you mean where the messages keep cutting off weirdly?

[becomemod]

Yes. Stopped right in the middle of a word.

[ballies]

i figured that wasn't normal, but-- there's no clue why?

[becomemod]

Nothing especially stands out. The advice that's getting cut off is questionable at best, but you'd think they'd just make somebody rewrite it before it was sent out.

[ballies]

maybe their editor is off sick?

[becomemod]

Do newspapers only have one editor?

[ballies]

I don't know anything about this newspaper, so i really couldn't say.

[becomemod]

I don't have much familiarity with them at home. I don't know what's normal for a paper.

[ballies]

i am pretty sure you're not meant to try and backtalk your readers. and you're meant to finish your sentences...

[becomemod]

This newspaper apparently has other ideas. It's interesting to see what they write.

[ballies]

interesting annnd a little worrying.

[becomemod]

Do you think they'll advocate for another crime?

[ballies]

t's not impossible?

[becomemod]

Hmm...
We'll just have to see what it is at the end of the week.

[ballies]

that doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence, snake. the end of the week tends to be a disaster.

[ HA HAHAH HA. ]

[becomemod]

It's so consistent.
Unfortunately.

[ballies]

yeah, i'd prefer it if we just had the weekend off. no one dying.

[becomemod]

Strong agreement from me. I prefer no murders and no executions.

[ballies]

i think that's a given across the board, honestly.

who do i petition for time off for good behaviour? the mayor? people above the mayor?

[becomemod]

The people above him, but your chances of being listened to are low.

[ballies]

… yeah i’d need to know who they were in the first place i guess. or is this some weird secret identity bull?