AUDIENCE: TAMA

[becomemod]

Comments

[ballies]

let me be nosy.

i bet you can just wander in no problem.

[becomemod]

Yes, because I'm old enough for it.
If you want, I could go in and take pictures for you.

[ lmao. ]

[ballies]

you are so MEAN


when you get crow's feet i'm going to laugh at you. forever. old man.

[becomemod]

You'll be waiting a long time for that. Even the touken danshi that are thousands of years old don't have wrinkles.

[ teehee ]

[ballies]

yeah well AI doesn't wrinkle either, so unstoppable force meet immoveable object.

[becomemod]

All that means is you only have to wait a few years and then we can both enter any bar you like.

[ballies]

so i can potentially die in a weird power trip competition, but nooooo tama, not the baaaar.

[becomemod]

I never said you couldn't sneak in, but I suppose that depends on your skill level. Not everyone is good with stealth.

[ballies]

i passed out on the first weekend because i forgot human bodies need to sleep.

[becomemod]

That happens sometimes.

[ballies]

i'm just saying, that's unfair i bet my stealth skill is in the negatives.

[becomemod]

Have you considered a distraction of some kind? We all have special abilities, after all. I'm sure something would work, even if it's as simple as someone accidentally leaving the door open behind them.

[ballies]

hmm.

i could just hack the cameras and short them out for an hour or so. they’d have people running around trying to figure out why they were busted, right?

[becomemod]

Sounds simple enough, with a power like yours.

[ballies]

yeah, how long it'd act as a distraction is the uncalculable part of the plan. if they decide it doesn't matter that, much, I'm in trouble.

[becomemod]

Lucky for you, they don't check ID once you're inside, at least not in my experience. They assume you're of age. So that'd be the only hurdle.

[ballies]

so I could literally just hide behind someone tall and see if that works? whiiiiiiiich--







wanna help me sneak in?

[becomemod]

The straightforward approach, then?
I suppose we can try.

[ballies]

then you're my invisibility cloak. it's a promise.

[becomemod]

I'll try to serve you well.

[ what's an invisibility cloak ]

[ballies]

[ thinks about how this week started with haha help me sneak into this bar and now she’s like hello i’m hanging on in there by my fingertips!! yay!! into his shoulder by the end of the week. ]

no time like the present!

[becomemod]

[ lmao. what a week!! ]

You want to try it now?

[ballies]

[ oozes into the ground ]

Seize the day!

[becomemod]

In that case, I'll meet you there.

[ballies]

[ she is nyooming ]