Audience: Temenos

[becomemod]

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[inquired]

[ he will get a coffee with


so much sugar. it's fine. ]

Ah - I can't even imagine. It must have its perks, flexiblity aside?

[becomemod]

Nobody's worried when you decide to bend the law.

[ This coffee order is a real nightmare. Is mayo and roe? In the same coffee cup? Why do they even have this here? ]

[inquired]

[inquired]

Haha. That's true! I can't say I deal with that problem too often, either, though. As the crows might say, I've a long leash.

[ he seems very, very amused by this

but even more by this Coffee Order, raising an eyebrow slowly and just kind of looking at them. ]

[becomemod]

Hehe. I miss it after being here this long.

[ They take this hideous coffee order over to a table like it is the most normal thing in the world. ]

You should try some.

[ Don't. ]

[inquired]

Mm. I think I do, too.

[ tch. well. it has not stopped him from being as maliciously compliant as humanly possible.

as for the. coffee. his placid, calm express does not change, melting into the easiest smile. holy light emanates. ]

Ah... that's kind of you to offer, but, the food here is often too rich for me. I can't do too much - strong flavors make me a bit ill. Perhaps another time.

[becomemod]

[ Amused, as they push it towards him. ]

You put so much sugar into your coffee.

[inquired]

Sugar is quite common in Solistia. I'm not sure what you put into that - I'd never seen it before.

[ pushing it back with one finger

so politely ]

[becomemod]

[ Smiles back.

Pushes it over. ]

Even more reason to try. The popping texture really adds to the coffee's charm.

[inquired]

[ the

what ]

...No thank you. [ sips his own coffee to occupy his mouth ] Kind of you to offer, though, my dear Snake.

[becomemod]

I offered.

[ Then they drink it like it's completely normal and wouldn't kill anybody else. ]

[inquired]

[ this is such violent throne behavior. not that throne would ever drink this kind of concoction but she would drink something absolutely nasty as hell in front of you though it would probably just to prove it out of spite ]

...You really do suit that name of yours. [ aelfric above.

anyway ]

... Have you uncovered anything interesting since our last discussion?

[becomemod]

What makes you say that?

[ They can't read minds. ]

Not as much as I was hoping. I still can't reach this supposed "someone important". Unfortunately, our newspaper only takes Dear Addy submissions.

[inquired]

Oh, you just remind me of the purple snake that I know, sometimes.

[ god.

anyway. he looks thoughtful for a moment. ]

...Well. Could we not use that to our advantage? Perhaps disguising it as something else?

[becomemod]

Is that a compliment?

Anyone is free to send anything to the paper. You can sign it however you'd like.

[ Takes a sip. ]

There's no guarantee that they'll answer, but it is a thought.

[inquired]

[ there's a quirk of a smile. ]

Hmm. I think so.

[ that is his bestie so yes ]

... Perhaps a lovelorn letter, or something of like. Dear Addy, I've lost contact with my beloved.

[becomemod]

I'll take it.

[ There's a slightly amused smile. ]

You'll have to write that letter on your own. I've never had the experience.

[inquired]

You think I have...? Maybe Rabbit will take pleasure in the topic.

[ the way he says this suggests amusement ]

Then again, better if they never find out I'm involved at all.

[becomemod]

You could've had a full life before the church.

Rabbit is the type. Just sign it differently. It's not like anybody knows who's sending what in.

[inquired]

Ahaha. Not quite. I joined when I was very, very young: if my life was full then, that would be very concerning.

[ he was (mumbles in we dont know) baby ]

I will not be asking them, but I'm sure I could come up with something. It's a start, at least. Even questioning the citizens has been unhelpful, for the most part, though I can't say I'm surprised.

[becomemod]

And now I know.

[ The give a slight nod. ]

Information comes in unexpected places. I'd be surprised if the citizens knew everything that happened.

[inquired]

Tell me about it.

[ heh. ]

That's where I tend to find most of what I need, at least back home. People are quite willing to talk to a priest, one way or another. [ sometimes via coercion but they don't need to know that ] I'll have to draft a love letter.

Do you think he's likely to make a big showing again? Or should we be on the lookout for anything smaller?

[becomemod]

Really? [ In the tone of somebody who simply doesn't know anything about priests. ]

Hmm... I'm unsure at this time. Why return to the scene if you don't have a reason.

As for smaller things... papers with strange writing, things that don't seem to belong.

[inquired]

[ :thinking: ]

I see. [ and then, with a little laugh. ] Yes, really. Do you think I made that confessional on Monday for my own amusement?

[

it was like 50% that. ]

[becomemod]

[ A pause, like they're considering him. ]

You seem like the type who would.