[ attaches a photo of a sheet of paper that reads:
Shaping and changing the world around us is but child's play with a stroke of the pen. An event in the city that made the news can be changed or written out of existence, and the truth shall bend with it. The masses will believe that it was always like that. Wonder what else can the pages of this book do? The light of the moon shall shine and uncover the depths of its abilities. ]
danny doesn't fucking laugh. he is cool and collected and not swallowing laughter at the idea of getting catnip for his boss. ]
Sure thing.
[ he leaves...and when he returns a few minutes later, he's got a bag full of goodies! herbal goodies. what is the human to tiger ratio looking like now ]
[ pulls out another blunt for himself and lights it, because just sitting here waiting for your boss to get high in complete silence is weird. might as well get high with him. ]
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[ attaches a photo of a sheet of paper that reads:
Shaping and changing the world around us is but child's play with a stroke of the pen. An event in the city that made the news can be changed or written out of existence, and the truth shall bend with it. The masses will believe that it was always like that. Wonder what else can the pages of this book do? The light of the moon shall shine and uncover the depths of its abilities. ]
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Is Danny in Tiger Dorm when he sends that?]
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He'll hear Tiger scream from somewhere up on his floor, and then there's a loud thump.]
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Tiger?!
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And he has massive tiger paws instead of hands now. Those are what hit the ground a moment ago.]
...I think I broke my phone...
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....can you get a replacement one? What about turning your hands back to normal?
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...is this like what happened with Snake?
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It's hard, but not impossible. I don't know what this means, I haven't had such poor control in ages!
[He is panicking a little, and the fur seems to be spreading up his arms.]
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Here, just--are you going to explode in more fur if I leave for a few minutes? I'm going to get something to calm you down.
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I'll be okay, yeah. Just, um. Bring catnip too. If I fully transform, catnip will slow me down.
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he doesn't laugh.
danny doesn't fucking laugh. he is cool and collected and not swallowing laughter at the idea of getting catnip for his boss. ]
Sure thing.
[ he leaves...and when he returns a few minutes later, he's got a bag full of goodies! herbal goodies. what is the human to tiger ratio looking like now ]
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How much catnip did you bring???
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[ pulls a blunt out of the bag and offers it to tiger. wait, can they hold a blunt in their paws? ]
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[But he can carefully grab it between two paws maybe? He has no fingers now so this is difficult.]
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Intangibility renders most rules moot for me.
[ what if danny takes it and kinda. shoves it between two of his paw fingies. like a tiger smoking a cigarette. ]
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But okay, Tiger will take it and smoke from it. He seems to know how to smoke without coughing at least? This is fine, probably.]
...thanks.
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jk i'll pretend somewhere between tags danny lit the blunt for him ]
Thank me when it works. Until then, it's just blackmail material.
[ takes a photo of this insane scene ]
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Unlike you, I don't look too young for this.
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It's about watching you try to hold a blunt in your paws so you can calm down.
...is it working yet?
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Not yet. Give it a few minutes. It's not as immediate as catnip.
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[ pulls out another blunt for himself and lights it, because just sitting here waiting for your boss to get high in complete silence is weird. might as well get high with him. ]
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cw: suicide implication
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