[he has eyes, he can tell that they're similar heights without needing to measure, it's fine. hmmmm. HMMMMM. istillthinkthisiscinque.]
I feel like they'd get pretty embarrassed if you asked. [this is not said in a "so don't do it" kind of tone. it's more of a "that would be really funny" kind of tone. will, why.] Oh, yeah, it could! What did you have in mind?
He does when he talks about fleeing the police by hiding in a dog's house. [ Hehe ] It's really surprising though. I'm not used to... old people being like that.
Mother was the only one we could trust. Everyone else was out for themselves and would use us as scapegoats. [ Another pause ] The other heroes are okay, though.
That dog was a snitch... so much for being man's best friend.
[pfffffft. but, oh - yikes. that second bit is much more serious.
...out for themselves and using them as scapegoats kind of sounds like the situation they're in right now, actually, but will doesn't say it. instead, he's just sad that mouse has had to go through something like that.]
I'm glad you get along with them. Although - you've been together for six months now, right? You must all be pretty close.
[ They do give a nod. ] It's been about six months now! It feels such a long time ago but also not that long ago, you know? [ Hm ] What kind of cage do you think the hamster would like? A really big one?
[so little time, in the grand scheme of things, but - also a pretty long time, to be away from home with no way back.]
Definitely not a small one. If I remember right, you're gonna want at least 450 square inches of uninterrupted floor space. 650 square inches would be better, though. Hamsters are happier if they've got more room to run around.
[the weekly murder is, uh, a thing. but there is significantly more downtime during the week than will, as a demigod, is used to.]
Most of the time the packaging will be labeled with the sizing... [he shrugs.] That might work. It depends on what else you have in there, but if it's not being used much... then it should be fine?
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[ Mouse is close to around D.Va's height if he has measured himself around his other Fox ]
Maybe we should get something mouse shaped. Might be kind of neat.
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I feel like they'd get pretty embarrassed if you asked. [this is not said in a "so don't do it" kind of tone. it's more of a "that would be really funny" kind of tone. will, why.] Oh, yeah, it could! What did you have in mind?
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[ In a...they are definitely going to try ]
Hmm. What's the one with the really cute cheeks? [ Leading him over to point to the hamster ] It looks mouse shaped!
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[RIP]
Oh, that one? That's a hamster.
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A hamuhamu! [ They will watch them for a moment. ] Do you think Hanabi, Ryuski, and Grandatz will be able to take care of one?
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I feel like Datz would know how to take care of a hamster. He could teach the other two.
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[he chuckles]
How are you used to old people being?
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[ Time to go look at hamster supplies ]
Mother was the only one we could trust. Everyone else was out for themselves and would use us as scapegoats. [ Another pause ] The other heroes are okay, though.
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[pfffffft. but, oh - yikes. that second bit is much more serious.
...out for themselves and using them as scapegoats kind of sounds like the situation they're in right now, actually, but will doesn't say it. instead, he's just sad that mouse has had to go through something like that.]
I'm glad you get along with them. Although - you've been together for six months now, right? You must all be pretty close.
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[ They do give a nod. ] It's been about six months now! It feels such a long time ago but also not that long ago, you know? [ Hm ] What kind of cage do you think the hamster would like? A really big one?
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[so little time, in the grand scheme of things, but - also a pretty long time, to be away from home with no way back.]
Definitely not a small one. If I remember right, you're gonna want at least 450 square inches of uninterrupted floor space. 650 square inches would be better, though. Hamsters are happier if they've got more room to run around.
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[ thinking about it. ] I don't know what a square inch is or how to measure for it.
[ The hero with the furniture and decor shop saying this ]
We do have a space that isn't being used so much up stairs. Maybe that can be the Hamuhamu zone?
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[the weekly murder is, uh, a thing. but there is significantly more downtime during the week than will, as a demigod, is used to.]
Most of the time the packaging will be labeled with the sizing... [he shrugs.] That might work. It depends on what else you have in there, but if it's not being used much... then it should be fine?
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[he never had one growing up though...]
And there should be like, special hamster food. Or something.