audience: vane

[becomemod]

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[axeswing]

SWEATY MAYBE
I'M AT THE GYM

VANE

[ he's stupid ]

[becomemod]

[ he's so stupid <3 ]

We might not be able to figure it out if you're already sweaty

We could meet up later a chat.

[axeswing]

CAN WE

TODAY??

VANE

[becomemod]

That eager to meet with the beautiful and charming me?
After you shower we can.
Did you have a place in mind?

[axeswing]

I MEAN I DID ASK IF WE COULD HANG OUT

WANNA GO SOMEWHERE TO EAT
OR I CAN PACK A QUICK PICNIC ANS WE CAN MEET AT THE PARK

VANE

[ vane: i’ve been single all my life idk what’s a date
vane: here’s something super romantic ]

[becomemod]

[ Vane dear ]

The park sounds like a lovely idea.
I could do with some fresh air.

[axeswing]

HAHA
OKAY!
I'LL GO TAKE A SHOWER NOW
AND LET YOU KNOW WHEN I'M ON MY WAY

VANE

[ don't ask him for a pic ]

[becomemod]

I can't wait.
Hope you're planning on looking cute for me.

[ they are a pure and innocent rabbit

nudes will be requested after the third not!date ]

[axeswing]

[ this will take him a minute ]

HUH
I'LL TRY

BUT I'M ON MY WAY!! :)

VANE

[ And then he rolls up to the park in just a white shirt and jeans. ]

[becomemod]

See you soon, Little Fox!

[ He's lucky he can probably look cute in anything. Who allowed this? Anyways, since it's a not date during their break week, Rabbit will be wearing this with their usual hero mask. They are waiting by the park entrance. ]

[axeswing]

[ It's just because he's got biceps and huge titties. ]

Hey! Sorry, were you waiting long? If you told me I would've started running.

[becomemod]

[ Exactly that!

They will offer their arm. Want to be a dear and escort them? ]

If you were to start running, you would have gotten all sweaty again. It's fine, Little Fox. I'm sure you can find other ways of making it up to me. Shall we get going on this outing?

[axeswing]

[ Sure!! He'll start walking for them to find a nice little space at the park, one hand holding a basketful of food. ]

I don't sweat that easily! Especially since Hana showed me that deodorant stuff.

[ it's anti-perspirant too!!!!!! ]

Also... why Little Fox? I'm big.

[ WHY DOES HE SOUND SO SAD ASKING THIS ]

[becomemod]

[ Thank you Hana ]

I'll be sure to remember that next time we have such an outing.

[ They cover their mouth to keep from laughing. ]

While you do seem quite big, you still have quite a bit of growing to do.

[axeswing]

What? You think I'm immature or somethin'?

[ He'll find a flat area before handing them the basket briefly, pulling out a blanket and smoothing it on the ground. ]

I can't really argue against that.

[becomemod]

[ Thinking... ]

I believe inexperienced would be a better word for it. I could call you the very cool and strong knight instead if you would prefer.

[ He gets points for remembering to bring a blanket though. Once he has it as smooth as his face, they will take a seat gracefully. ]

It's lucky that you will be experiencing a number of things here.

[ Like you know gay panic among other things ]

[axeswing]

[ He's going to at least sit down and get all the food out: various sandwiches that range from meat, purely veggies, and fruit! As well as a small container of fruits, crackers, and cheese. As well as water and juice. ]

Hey... that's not my fault! I just focused so much on bein' a knight, and also --

I've never been described as a cool guy, y'know?

[becomemod]

[ They are pretty impressed. ]

Are you sure you have never been on a date? Are you something of a natural?

[ That is dangerous. Who gave this himbo that kind of power? ]

Do you like the sound of it? I could add in manly to the mix as well. Oh Mr. Cool and Manly Knight!

[axeswing]

[ He cants his head. ]

Nope. Not once. I never even got Valentine's Day chocolates until I met the Captain.

[ HE'S SO EMBARRASSED... ]

But what about you? Aren't you an expert?

[becomemod]

Oh? Is the Captain an admirer of yours?

[ Was there a romantic connection before? ]

I would say I am something of an expert. I am beautiful and rather sought after.

[axeswing]

Nah, nothing like that. [ He shakes his head. ] They’re just kind like that. They gave something to everyone on the ship — if I wasn’t there, they probably wouldn’t have given me anything.

[ bro ]

So you’re like a princess?

[becomemod]

[ Honey ]

It sounds like you don't really consider yourself to be anything special. [ Foxes. ] You should have a bit more pride in yourself, mister cool and manly knight.

[ Putting their hands under their chin ]

I could be mistaken as such. [ Could they? ]

[axeswing]

Haha...

[ A little awkward chuckle, he's going to try to distract that familiar sense of inferiority from surfacing. Reaching for a sandwich to eat. Vane's as self-aware as he is loud; considered a jack-of-all-trades but a master of none for a reason, but he needs to stop stressing on that fact. ]

So you're just the type that has that kinda aura, huh? Elegant. I get that feeling from you.

[becomemod]

[ They recognize that from seeing it in others. They lean over to give him a pat on the arm before they take a sandwich for themselves. ]

You should take pride in making it as far as you have.

[ They will leave it at that though. Comforting others isn't really their thing. ]

Right? It's a shame not everyone can pick up on it. They are all just blind. [ Woe is them that no one else thinks they are royalty ]

[axeswing]

[ He's holding out a piece of strawberry for them. ]

Oh, what? Do they think you're just a bully?

[ aka temy ]