[There sure are a ton of pizzas: the vending machine may only have pineapple and pepperoni and cheese, but there's an unlimited amount of other toppings that can be added, and he's also mixed some of the existing toppings up. It looks like there's mashed potato, pickles, fried chicken and bits of various breads from the konbini, and even some meatballs from the Tarkea.
He's certainly not covered the entire city immediately, but he's done a fair swathe of it, apparently just in search of things to spice up this vending machine pizza. Perhaps??
Hans is just going to deposit all of this on the nearest flat surface and start munching away.]
Yer the one who set a task for the food machines, weren't ya? Hurry up an' get yer appetite to work, then, meow.
[Are you telling me you'd turn your nose up at karaage pizza?? Which Hans is totally starting off with, because a slice just vanishes as soon as the box is set down.]
Well, I was goin' to suggest an eating contest, but...
[He licks off a hand and then ruffles it through his hair, so perhaps it's just as well he's put the pizzas down at this point and that they're all packaged.]
Don't think I've ever done anything as refined as a taste test team-up. That what you do in yer spare time?
Oh?? There was at least a slice all out in the hotel for a day or more an' it seemed just fine.
[His standards are. Hm. But anyway, that makes two of them without any real scruples on food, so this taste test-slash-food appreciation fest is just the blind leading the blind towards more snacks.
Hey, it works.]
Meow, ain't it just karaage plus something extra? So you're sayin' one plus one don't give you a two at least?
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And I thought I had an appetite.
I swear I thought I tagged this but it may have gotten lost somewhere in 60 tabs
He's certainly not covered the entire city immediately, but he's done a fair swathe of it, apparently just in search of things to spice up this vending machine pizza. Perhaps??
Hans is just going to deposit all of this on the nearest flat surface and start munching away.]
Yer the one who set a task for the food machines, weren't ya? Hurry up an' get yer appetite to work, then, meow.
[You've been Drafted for this task.]
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What, are we going to taste test everything together and discuss rankings?
[They seem game to try it though.]
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Well, I was goin' to suggest an eating contest, but...
[He licks off a hand and then ruffles it through his hair, so perhaps it's just as well he's put the pizzas down at this point and that they're all packaged.]
Don't think I've ever done anything as refined as a taste test team-up. That what you do in yer spare time?
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[This is not what he should have learned about vending machines or pizza or vending machine pizza. Help.
Nevertheless: he pushes the karaage pizza at White Tiger.]
Anyways, we just gotta eat the same thing an' give our recommeowndations, eh? This one's a 8!
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[But they will eat the karaage pizza, sure. White Tiger doesn't really complain about food and will eat most anything put in front of them.]
Mmm, it's alright, but actual karaage is better. 7 out of 10.
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[His standards are. Hm. But anyway, that makes two of them without any real scruples on food, so this taste test-slash-food appreciation fest is just the blind leading the blind towards more snacks.
Hey, it works.]
Meow, ain't it just karaage plus something extra? So you're sayin' one plus one don't give you a two at least?
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[They will grab another slice. Assign them a terrible flavor combination.]