audience: ace

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Comments

[becomemod]

For real? Haven't heard that before.

[selfimmolation]

I'm not surprised. Most of you guys don't even have pirates still, right?

[becomemod]

They're not as widespread. Uh... Unless you want to count pirating media?

[selfimmolation]

I have no idea what that means.

[ he's given up on understanding when people talk about stuff so he's just haha! sure ]

[becomemod]

It's kinda like... stealing a book?

[selfimmolation]

... I probably wouldn't call that being a pirate, nope.

[becomemod]

[ They laugh. ]

It's a big stretch from that to actual pirates on the seas.

[selfimmolation]

Yeah, the sea part is kind of important!

[becomemod]

A pirate without the sea is more like a bandit...?

[selfimmolation]

[ for some reason that makes him laugh ]

Yeah, sort of, sure. Close enough.

[becomemod]

Sounds like you've got personal experience?

[selfimmolation]

Well... I was sort of raised by mountain bandits, actually.

[becomemod]

You've had a seriously full life for being twenty.

[selfimmolation]

[ a good thing too. because he is dead. ]

I've tried.