[ jolyne heard danny say their names (though she like. hyperfixated on nico specifically oops that's her boy.) she just lifts her chin up, raising a brow. keep her talking, buy danny time wherever he is. ]
No clue what you're talkin' about, but go off, I guess.
[ she will allow hung to make his move, keeping herself calm and ready to pretty much go when he strikes out with the crowbar to try and double team gunny. maybe we can. steal her gun................ yeah...... ]
Alright. I'm starting to really not care about treasure the more you go on about this.
[ hung is so tired of this, actually. this is the stupidest heist. but he's not going to get arrested AGAIN and suffer all of this like a terrible time loop, so he lunges forward to intercept the guards that advance on them.
his nat 1 means the crowbar gets stuck, when he tries to pull it out to whack into someone's hands, so he has no attack and no defense. their good luck coming back means that something fun happens anyways. he'll try to just barrel into the two with handcuffs. ]
[ they totally got out of there that fast it's so funny they are literally returning right now it's my favorite thing in the world!!!!!! ]
Enough! Eat shit!
[ jolyne just darts in as hung moves as well, and while he's lost his crowbar, he's going for the guys with cuffs. jolyne is ducking in to just absolutely tackle the shit out of gunny with her full body and roll them onto the asphalt. with our luck i am praying she can do that and ideally grab her gun, or at least get it out of her hands!!! ]
[ there goes hung. the guards drop the handcuffs, tumbling to the floor in a mess of limbs with hung on top of them. the others immediately reach for their guns to shoot hung down with silly string.
the gunny is alert and well-trained. it raises the gun and fires two shots off, one hitting her arm and the other missing entirely. she is now sporting a fashionable splatter of neon purple paint. ]
Taunting...?
[ nyooms tilts his head at danny. :Oc ]
That's what happened, though. They took it and left, right before you got here. [ he's back to smiling quickly, like he forgot why danny would have a problem. ] They had lots of fun, too, but you can't go home if you get caught~!
[ he makes no move to capture danny. he is simply vibing. ]
[ well this is fine. the silly string is ignored, since it doesn't actually do anything, and he scrambles to get the cuffs so that he can at least grab one to handcuff these guards he tackled together in an incredibly inconvenient way, with their arms together, because absolutely not. he refuses to deal with this right now.
his crowbar is no longer stuck. he pulls it free, and swings it at the gunny's hands to relieve his fellow furry of the gun and provide a distraction or opening for jolyne to either bolt after danny or attack. ]
I'm done with this! We're leaving and you're not getting in the way!
[ cool. ourple. she does not care she has been struck with a paintball i guess. she will sway just out of the way of the crowbar with an immense amount of trust in the guy handling it, her eyes never leaving the stupid fucking gunny as she lifts both middle fingers at these guards and the gunny both. ]
If someone got what they came for, sounds like more of a failing on your part than ours!
[ she's gross and she spits on the ground, throwing caltrops in the direction of those stupid cuffed guards in a sudden flash of her arm, away from hung's vicinity. because why not! she has em! ]
Hung! This way—let's ditch these treasureless losers that ain't worth shit!
[ no more gunny, no more guards, we ball out of here! go left, down the hall danny went! the ideal is to basically get to the encore garage as quickly as possible now. and if she has to deal with this nyoomy fucker one more time, she is literally going to scream. ]
[ hung successfully cuffs those two guards! and successfully knocks the gun out of the bunny's hands as he feels the crowbar give the telltale wobble of rubber. the cuffed guards at hit with caltrops, too, ouchie. they didn't sign up for this! their guns shoot silly string!
more guards are starting to filter into the garage at the commotion. shots fire after them as they flee, mostly silly string, but eventually paintballs join the fun, too. they're in pursuit!
nyooms deftly dodges out of danny's way with a casual backflip. ]
Ehhhhh? Are we still playing? You should've told me~!
[ he's still vibing and will continue to stay annoyingly out of reach if danny keeps going after him. ]
[ well, it's rubber. just like i, snow, suspected. but hung doesn't care because it's done its job, and he scrambles up to his feet properly to rush after jolyne. ]
Danny! Danny, we're leaving! [ calling ahead of them as they run to meet up with him at his exit from the garage, bristly and annoyed. if he gets hit with paintball rounds, he'll just - ignore it, even if he's going to be so mad if they stain his fur and hair weird colors. ]
I've got us covered on the back, you two just go, go go go -
[ Danny hears and sees them coming from behind and growls in frustration that he doesn't have more time to get at nyooms. he points at him aggressively. ]
This isn't over.
[ except like. it literally is. because i guess we're BOOKING IT TO THE ENCORE GARAGE ]
[ danny and nyooms will have a torrid rivalry that lasts well into danny's 40s. jolyne can see the spoilers, it's her hidden ability.
anyways, well the paint balls are flying and jolyne is done done done, spattered in paint and frustrated to hell as they are pelted. for fuck's sake, she's not leaving hung either and just grabs for him she doesn't care, dragging his 200-pounds-having ass. digging fingers into his techwear: ]
If you don't move, I don't move, and I am moving, Hung! We're not leaving you again!
[ she's taking out her narrow-bladed scissors out of her pack with the other hand and wielding them like a fucking knife. no one is getting in her way. jolyne is not fight or flight, she is fight or fight at this point and she will roar if she has to.
nyooms waves good-naturedly and makes no move to follow any of them. ]
Bye bye~! Have a safe triiip!
[ they'll have to push and shove through the crowds in the casino to get back to the encore garage. people scream as jolyne brandishes her scissors and guards give chase, shooting bits of silly string into the crowds.
oh, and one last thing. as they pass through the door into the garage, an entire vat of neon orange paint drops on their heads. has that been there this whole time? who knows, you went the service route. ]
[ hung does not argue with jolyne, instead releasing a soft hrk as she grabs him by his clothes, but following along. he wasn't going to stay behind! he promises!
but off they go to the garage. normally he would be more apologetic for bowling people over, however... he does not have it in him, right now. goodbye, desire to find the treasure. goodbye, casino heist. so long!
[ as the resident nicktoon i have to point out that technically nickelodeon slime is ectoplasm green, but i imagine the orange is the same color as the nick logo, so. same difference. ]
Forget dynamite, I'm going to get a whole case of TNT to blow this stupid casino up!
[ keeps running to the car with the most aggression anyone has ever seen. he is going to yank on the passenger side door like he's about to rip it right the fuck off ]
[ said as she books it to their car and fishes the keys out of her pocket. she climbs in through the driver's side and unlocks the doors for hung, her fingers white knuckled, one hand on the wheel, the other on the stick in park.
she's ready to fucking tear out of here. so say your prayers, do your last actions, because once she hits the gas, she's gone with them in the car. ]
[ the wynn sucks! at least for this cyoa. the real one probably won't slime you.
anyway.
you lost this heist, the treasure slipped just out of your grasp. but you escape intact with enis is still in the trunk! you really bullied this poor guy? knocked him out, stole his clothes, trashed his clothes, kidnapped him... damb. bad day for him, too.
on the drive back to oceanside, you find some things in the car:
★ Acting guide: Forces someone to believe they are an actor following a script. They keep forgetting their lines, so they better get good at improv. Lasts 48 hours. ★ Cursed Sword Destroyger: A keychain that gives the target anxiety. If they get too upset, they Will pass out. Lasts for 48 hours. ★ Queen card: Force a target to feel one emotion for 24 hours. ★ Joker card: Copy a weapon for 1 hour. ★ And a white page with handwritten lettering:
These heroes are unable to return to the worlds they call home while they have yet to win their competition. If a team loses, all those within the team, present and future, those worlds they hail from will come under the light of the moon. Those worlds will be forever changed with the loss of the heroes hailing from them. There is nothing better than a hero under distress.
By winning they will be putting their companions here at risk. By losing, their homes will be rewritten to be completely different, erasing their place within it. A dire situation indeed. A benefit no matter the outcome.
last but not least, you will all find yourselves to be obsessed with triangles until after trial. you will be looking for triangles everywhere, trying to hoard the ones you find, getting disappointed when you find circles or squares instead. and this can be almost anything! cats' ears are triangles, you know. some rulers are triangles. onigiri are triangles.
you get to keep your outfits, too. if you, you know, want a paint-covered outfit for whatever reason. who am i to tell you how to live your life. ]
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No clue what you're talkin' about, but go off, I guess.
[ she will allow hung to make his move, keeping herself calm and ready to pretty much go when he strikes out with the crowbar to try and double team gunny. maybe we can. steal her gun................ yeah...... ]
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[ the guards advance on hung and jolyne. gunny gestures, and two of them pull out the electronic handcuffs again.
over with danny is - you guessed it - nyooms mcgee! he just smiles at danny like before. ]
Nope! The treasure's already gone. But it was fun to play, wasn't it?
[ he seems to genuinely mean this. ]
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hung fails to do anything at all useful and trips on his own shoelaces and dies ]
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Alright. I'm starting to really not care about treasure the more you go on about this.
[ hung is so tired of this, actually. this is the stupidest heist. but he's not going to get arrested AGAIN and suffer all of this like a terrible time loop, so he lunges forward to intercept the guards that advance on them.
his nat 1 means the crowbar gets stuck, when he tries to pull it out to whack into someone's hands, so he has no attack and no defense. their good luck coming back means that something fun happens anyways. he'll try to just barrel into the two with handcuffs. ]
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anyway, his eyes narrow ]
No it's not. They can't have gotten out of here that fast. And besides, if it was already gone, why would you be here taunting me about it?
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Enough! Eat shit!
[ jolyne just darts in as hung moves as well, and while he's lost his crowbar, he's going for the guys with cuffs. jolyne is ducking in to just absolutely tackle the shit out of gunny with her full body and roll them onto the asphalt. with our luck i am praying she can do that and ideally grab her gun, or at least get it out of her hands!!! ]
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the gunny is alert and well-trained. it raises the gun and fires two shots off, one hitting her arm and the other missing entirely. she is now sporting a fashionable splatter of neon purple paint. ]
Taunting...?
[ nyooms tilts his head at danny. :Oc ]
That's what happened, though. They took it and left, right before you got here. [ he's back to smiling quickly, like he forgot why danny would have a problem. ] They had lots of fun, too, but you can't go home if you get caught~!
[ he makes no move to capture danny. he is simply vibing. ]
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his crowbar is no longer stuck. he pulls it free, and swings it at the gunny's hands to relieve his fellow furry of the gun and provide a distraction or opening for jolyne to either bolt after danny or attack. ]
I'm done with this! We're leaving and you're not getting in the way!
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he pulls out his grappling hook mace again and throws it at nyooms as he tries to close in for a fistfight, but i rolled a 5, so, you know ]
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If someone got what they came for, sounds like more of a failing on your part than ours!
[ she's gross and she spits on the ground, throwing caltrops in the direction of those stupid cuffed guards in a sudden flash of her arm, away from hung's vicinity. because why not! she has em! ]
Hung! This way—let's ditch these treasureless losers that ain't worth shit!
[ no more gunny, no more guards, we ball out of here! go left, down the hall danny went! the ideal is to basically get to the encore garage as quickly as possible now. and if she has to deal with this nyoomy fucker one more time, she is literally going to scream. ]
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more guards are starting to filter into the garage at the commotion. shots fire after them as they flee, mostly silly string, but eventually paintballs join the fun, too. they're in pursuit!
nyooms deftly dodges out of danny's way with a casual backflip. ]
Ehhhhh? Are we still playing? You should've told me~!
[ he's still vibing and will continue to stay annoyingly out of reach if danny keeps going after him. ]
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Danny! Danny, we're leaving! [ calling ahead of them as they run to meet up with him at his exit from the garage, bristly and annoyed. if he gets hit with paintball rounds, he'll just - ignore it, even if he's going to be so mad if they stain his fur and hair weird colors. ]
I've got us covered on the back, you two just go, go go go -
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This isn't over.
[ except like. it literally is. because i guess we're BOOKING IT TO THE ENCORE GARAGE ]
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anyways, well the paint balls are flying and jolyne is done done done, spattered in paint and frustrated to hell as they are pelted. for fuck's sake, she's not leaving hung either and just grabs for him she doesn't care, dragging his 200-pounds-having ass. digging fingers into his techwear: ]
If you don't move, I don't move, and I am moving, Hung! We're not leaving you again!
[ she's taking out her narrow-bladed scissors out of her pack with the other hand and wielding them like a fucking knife. no one is getting in her way. jolyne is not fight or flight, she is fight or fight at this point and she will roar if she has to.
let's go. now. ]
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nyooms waves good-naturedly and makes no move to follow any of them. ]
Bye bye~! Have a safe triiip!
[ they'll have to push and shove through the crowds in the casino to get back to the encore garage. people scream as jolyne brandishes her scissors and guards give chase, shooting bits of silly string into the crowds.
oh, and one last thing. as they pass through the door into the garage, an entire vat of neon orange paint drops on their heads. has that been there this whole time? who knows, you went the service route. ]
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but off they go to the garage. normally he would be more apologetic for bowling people over, however... he does not have it in him, right now. goodbye, desire to find the treasure. goodbye, casino heist. so long!
where they get nickelodeon slimed.
hung stands there for a moment. ]
I should've grabbed a stick of dynamite instead!
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Forget dynamite, I'm going to get a whole case of TNT to blow this stupid casino up!
[ keeps running to the car with the most aggression anyone has ever seen. he is going to yank on the passenger side door like he's about to rip it right the fuck off ]
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[ said as she books it to their car and fishes the keys out of her pocket. she climbs in through the driver's side and unlocks the doors for hung, her fingers white knuckled, one hand on the wheel, the other on the stick in park.
she's ready to fucking tear out of here. so say your prayers, do your last actions, because once she hits the gas, she's gone with them in the car. ]
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anyway.
you lost this heist, the treasure slipped just out of your grasp. but you escape intact with enis is still in the trunk! you really bullied this poor guy? knocked him out, stole his clothes, trashed his clothes, kidnapped him... damb. bad day for him, too.
on the drive back to oceanside, you find some things in the car:
★ Acting guide: Forces someone to believe they are an actor following a script. They keep forgetting their lines, so they better get good at improv. Lasts 48 hours.
★ Cursed Sword Destroyger: A keychain that gives the target anxiety. If they get too upset, they Will pass out. Lasts for 48 hours.
★ Queen card: Force a target to feel one emotion for 24 hours.
★ Joker card: Copy a weapon for 1 hour.
★ And a white page with handwritten lettering:
last but not least, you will all find yourselves to be obsessed with triangles until after trial. you will be looking for triangles everywhere, trying to hoard the ones you find, getting disappointed when you find circles or squares instead. and this can be almost anything! cats' ears are triangles, you know. some rulers are triangles. onigiri are triangles.
you get to keep your outfits, too. if you, you know, want a paint-covered outfit for whatever reason. who am i to tell you how to live your life. ]