[ Thinking emoji...Axel is placing a hand against his head, as if recalling something, and his expression looks appropriately pained.
Hoping his well-done progress so far means he will be listened to. ]
...Oh, right. I remember she told me she really needed to go use the bathroom, super bad. She's been kind of struggling real bad with something she ate in the morn on top of you know, other issues.
So she could be about an extra five minutes on top of what's already gone by. But, she'll be back for sure.
[ in tama’s mind palace she has the sudden urge to throttle axel. weird.
but. huh. she didn’t expect something to be actually happening here. she will creep a little closer to the door and try and listen in — and make sure the potential future dead teacher doesn’t wander off in the process.
[ He will take notice of the student teacher hanging around!
It strikes him as notable, but Axel can't say he knows exactly why. But, one thing is for certain, and that is he hasn't stopped keeping a close eye on the situation...more that than anything. ]
[ It might be boring but sometimes patience is truly a virtue, and it pays off to wait long enough. ]
...Sure. I'll go ahead and do exactly that.
Be back in five.
[ A slight deviation from the plan, but since he feels like Tama's still working her magic, he has an idea. He opens the classroom door and makes it looks like he leaves.
...Except he crouches down and crabwalks back to position himself to plant himself seated against the door. Thankfully not standing so he's not immediately seen through the window. ]
anyway, tama doesn’t trust this guy not to wander off so she’s just going to push the door open and peer into the bathroom directly— she should be able to keep an eye on this teacher like this, and have a chat with the bathroom lurkers this way.
Well, this may be a real good reason why he's sitting up against the door. If he can just keep this up for three more minutes, chaos will have been averted.
He thinks?? Idk he isn't a master planner or anything. ]
Just a bathroom break? Did you have an emergency or something...?
[ she doesn't even have pads to offer them. sorry girls, she's (static noises). her eyes keep flickering back to make sure the potential victim of the week hasn't vanished. hell, she's willing to swing a hand back and grab his wrist if she has to.
it's just a little bit longer, right? she just has to keep the teachers apart for a few more minutes. ]
[The teacher is going to try and open the door and peek into the hall to see where Axel and Tama are, except he can't because Axel is sitting against the door. Axel can hear a "what the..." from inside the room as the door tries to push open but is blocked by his body.
Meanwhile, the pink-haired girl is going to be a little rude to Tama.]
"We're fine, go narc on someone else!"
[The teacher lets out a soft chuckle in response to that.]
It sounds like it's no issue. I won't say anything about them or you this time, just be sure to go back before the end of class.
[ she hopes she does fall down the toilet. and gets stuck. also oh fuck-- ]
Oh, uh. You're really just taking their word for it, huh? And sure -- what did I interrupt by dragging you down here anyway?
[ honestly, she needs to find out if he was planning on coming into the classroom. that's the best idea right? axel's focused on keeping the other teacher in the classroom, so it'd be best if she can keep the teacher off that floor entirely. ]
I didn't see any smoke, so as long as nobody is smoking-
[Aaaaaand then a green-haired girl is yelling to the teacher that there is a fire in a trashcan. That has his attention now, he's hurrying in that direction.]
[Axel is still sitting there, but now he will hear the other adult in the room come over to try the door. She doesn't mess with the door too much, and then she says "It's jammed! You got a phone, don't you? Call someone!" and then pauses for a moment before adding "sir".]
Aaaanyway, jokes aside, he's keeping an ear on out, and sure ain't going to be moving his bum anywheres. Seems like the class has got some real quirky ones, though. ]
[Amazingly, this plan works. The teachers are separated when the time draws near, and whatever would have caused the attack does not happen.
Instead the whole class is stuck in the classroom after school for 30 minutes while the custodian fixes the door. But hey, it's a small price to pay for preventing a murder! Good job!]
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Hoping his well-done progress so far means he will be listened to. ]
...Oh, right. I remember she told me she really needed to go use the bathroom, super bad. She's been kind of struggling real bad with something she ate in the morn on top of you know, other issues.
So she could be about an extra five minutes on top of what's already gone by. But, she'll be back for sure.
[ Buying some extra time. ]
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but. huh. she didn’t expect something to be actually happening here. she will creep a little closer to the door and try and listen in — and make sure the potential future dead teacher doesn’t wander off in the process.
what can her little tama ears hear? ]
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[He seems to accept this answer though and goes back to teaching.]
[Tama hears chatting voices from inside. Someone must be having a conversation? But it's hard to hear exactly what it is without opening the door.]
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Axel proceeds to pretend to be listening to teaching, though. What? He's never been the best of students... ]
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No it's just two students who are skipping class.
The teacher is standing there patiently, and says something quietly to Tama.]
Is this a problem better suited for a female teacher?
[While Axel is listening to the lesson, he can glance back and notice a student teacher is watching the class quietly.]
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It strikes him as notable, but Axel can't say he knows exactly why. But, one thing is for certain, and that is he hasn't stopped keeping a close eye on the situation...more that than anything. ]
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Oh, no, it’s fine. [ ehe? ] I can check on them if you’re concerned about going in? But you should wait here, in case they need help.
[ who could say no to this face? ]
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No, you go in.
[He might wait there, possibly.]
[Class is boring right now but there are now 5 minutes until the murder is supposed to happen. That's when the teacher notices Tama is missing.]
How long has it been...you there, go check on her.
['you there' is Axel.]
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...Sure. I'll go ahead and do exactly that.
Be back in five.
[ A slight deviation from the plan, but since he feels like Tama's still working her magic, he has an idea. He opens the classroom door and makes it looks like he leaves.
...Except he crouches down and crabwalks back to position himself to plant himself seated against the door. Thankfully not standing so he's not immediately seen through the window. ]
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anyway, tama doesn’t trust this guy not to wander off so she’s just going to push the door open and peer into the bathroom directly— she should be able to keep an eye on this teacher like this, and have a chat with the bathroom lurkers this way.
hopefully. ]
Hellllo? Everything ok in here?
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"We're fine, just having a bathroom break!"
[The teacher seems nonplussed by this, but he waits in case there is some real trouble here.]
[Axel can wait but after 3 minutes the teacher starts glancing to the door, like he's getting impatient.]
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Well, this may be a real good reason why he's sitting up against the door. If he can just keep this up for three more minutes, chaos will have been averted.
He thinks?? Idk he isn't a master planner or anything. ]
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[ she doesn't even have pads to offer them. sorry girls, she's (static noises). her eyes keep flickering back to make sure the potential victim of the week hasn't vanished. hell, she's willing to swing a hand back and grab his wrist if she has to.
it's just a little bit longer, right? she just has to keep the teachers apart for a few more minutes. ]
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Meanwhile, the pink-haired girl is going to be a little rude to Tama.]
"We're fine, go narc on someone else!"
[The teacher lets out a soft chuckle in response to that.]
It sounds like it's no issue. I won't say anything about them or you this time, just be sure to go back before the end of class.
[And he starts to walk away.]
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But, Axel has no idea what to do but continue to just sit there.
It's totally fine. ]
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[ she hopes she does fall down the toilet. and gets stuck. also oh fuck-- ]
Oh, uh. You're really just taking their word for it, huh? And sure -- what did I interrupt by dragging you down here anyway?
[ honestly, she needs to find out if he was planning on coming into the classroom. that's the best idea right? axel's focused on keeping the other teacher in the classroom, so it'd be best if she can keep the teacher off that floor entirely. ]
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[Aaaaaand then a green-haired girl is yelling to the teacher that there is a fire in a trashcan. That has his attention now, he's hurrying in that direction.]
[Axel is still sitting there, but now he will hear the other adult in the room come over to try the door. She doesn't mess with the door too much, and then she says "It's jammed! You got a phone, don't you? Call someone!" and then pauses for a moment before adding "sir".]
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Heh. Heating up.
Aaaanyway, jokes aside, he's keeping an ear on out, and sure ain't going to be moving his bum anywheres. Seems like the class has got some real quirky ones, though. ]
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either way, she's following him because oh no! not the trash fire..... what will they do... ]
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[The new direction is closer to the cafeteria, which doesn't go closer to the classroom actually. It's in pretty much the opposite direction.]
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Y'all should aspire to reach his level of chill. 10/10 Recommend. ]
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considering they came up with this plan on the absolute five second fly, it's not going too badly huh?
smash cut to part 2 where everyone except lum and maple roll 1s and eat shit ]
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Instead the whole class is stuck in the classroom after school for 30 minutes while the custodian fixes the door. But hey, it's a small price to pay for preventing a murder! Good job!]