AUDIENCE: TAMA

[becomemod]

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Week 4, Monday

[becomemod]

[ RE: so. how exactly do you get around being ID'd for going into the bar...? ]

I've heard that fake IDs will do the trick, but that wouldn't be very heroic, would it?

[ballies]

nnnoooo, but whoever took my info put down my creation date and that doesn't really help me get into a bar with a legal drinking age.

[becomemod]

Why do you want to get in so bad? You can find alcohol in other places.

[ballies]

because i want to see it


and i’m not “mentally” six years old? using my creation date is wrong and inaccurate.

[ and also she’s probably a more responsible drinker than a lot of people here anyway. ]

[becomemod]

Is it that important? It's just a bar.

[ballies]

let me be nosy.

i bet you can just wander in no problem.

[becomemod]

Yes, because I'm old enough for it.
If you want, I could go in and take pictures for you.

[ lmao. ]

[ballies]

you are so MEAN


when you get crow's feet i'm going to laugh at you. forever. old man.

[becomemod]

You'll be waiting a long time for that. Even the touken danshi that are thousands of years old don't have wrinkles.

[ teehee ]

[ballies]

yeah well AI doesn't wrinkle either, so unstoppable force meet immoveable object.

[becomemod]

All that means is you only have to wait a few years and then we can both enter any bar you like.

[ballies]

so i can potentially die in a weird power trip competition, but nooooo tama, not the baaaar.

[becomemod]

I never said you couldn't sneak in, but I suppose that depends on your skill level. Not everyone is good with stealth.

[ballies]

i passed out on the first weekend because i forgot human bodies need to sleep.

[becomemod]

That happens sometimes.

[ballies]

i'm just saying, that's unfair i bet my stealth skill is in the negatives.

[becomemod]

Have you considered a distraction of some kind? We all have special abilities, after all. I'm sure something would work, even if it's as simple as someone accidentally leaving the door open behind them.

[ballies]

hmm.

i could just hack the cameras and short them out for an hour or so. they’d have people running around trying to figure out why they were busted, right?

[becomemod]

Sounds simple enough, with a power like yours.

[ballies]

yeah, how long it'd act as a distraction is the uncalculable part of the plan. if they decide it doesn't matter that, much, I'm in trouble.

[becomemod]

Lucky for you, they don't check ID once you're inside, at least not in my experience. They assume you're of age. So that'd be the only hurdle.

[ballies]

so I could literally just hide behind someone tall and see if that works? whiiiiiiiich--







wanna help me sneak in?

[becomemod]

The straightforward approach, then?
I suppose we can try.

[ballies]

then you're my invisibility cloak. it's a promise.

[becomemod]

I'll try to serve you well.

[ what's an invisibility cloak ]