Audience: Will

[becomemod]

Comments

[stunwhistle]

You're driving it super smoothly for how fast we're going, too. I'm impressed.

[driving this fast on a freeway? terrifying.

on a racetrack with someone who clearly knows what they're doing? that's fine.]

[becomemod]

I've had plenty of practice.

[ It's a skill just like anything else. ]

Have you driven before?

[stunwhistle]

Nah, I don't have my license yet.

[becomemod]

Hmm... I suppose I shouldn't let you have the wheel then.

[stunwhistle]

[he winks]

Or, you let me have it and supervise, and we call it driver's ed.

[becomemod]

I'll think about it. You definitely shouldn't start out going this fast.

[ Because 120 MPH is terrifying unless you know what you're doing. ]

[stunwhistle]

Oh, yeah, no way. I'd scare myself schistless.

[a beat.]

What? I said schist. [another beat.] Schist!

[...]

Ooookay, I guess I'm being censored.

[becomemod]

...? That's odd.

[ They'll do one more loop before slowing down and to a stop. ]

[stunwhistle]

I guess that explains the clowns on those messages I saw earlier...

[weird! anyway, he settles a bit as they finish their loop.]

Thanks for driving me. This was pretty cool.

[becomemod]

I did see those on the chat. From Jolyne, was it?

You're welcome. I enjoy a good joyride whenever I can get one.

[stunwhistle]

Yeah, that's the one.

[he smiles]

How long have you been driving for, anyway?

[becomemod]

[ Thoughtful. ]

I'm coming up on a decade now.

[stunwhistle]

So you're... what, 26? Or did you start driving later?

[becomemod]

Later. It's not a necessity where I'm from.

[stunwhistle]

[he chuckles]

Makes sense. When I was younger, my mom took me to New York City. She parked the car, we got out, and she said we were not going to drive a single time on our visit. And we really didn't need to - the subway got us everywhere we needed to go.

[becomemod]

[ That gets a soft laugh out of them. ]

You really have no reason to drive in a big city like that. It's a pain when the streets are always that crowded.

[stunwhistle]

Yeah, driving in NYC seems like a surefire way to develop anger issues if you didn't already have them.

[becomemod]

Better to use the public transportation in those cases. I hear it's robust.

[stunwhistle]

It is! Too bad the same can't be said for the rest of the States.

[becomemod]

Why just there?

[stunwhistle]

I've been all over the U.S. with my mom - she took me on tour with her a lot when I was a kid. I haven't really been outside the country much, though, so I couldn't really speak to how robust public transportation is in other places.

But it's really bad in some places in the U.S. - if you don't have a car you're not getting anywhere.

[becomemod]

On tour? Your mother is a musician?

I haven't really traveled internationally either. I'm usually busy where I was before coming here.

[stunwhistle]

Yeah, she's an alt-country singer. She's pretty good.

[good enough to attract apollo's attention, anyway. he smiles.]

Where would you go if you could travel anywhere you wanted?

[becomemod]

I'd go home, but that's not what you meant, right?

Seattle seems like an interesting city.

[stunwhistle]

I heard Seattle's where the Amazons are these days.

Like, the company? Amazon? It's a front. Like yeah, they ship a bunch of stuff out and they're very efficient, but it's how they fund their kingdom of warrior women.

Or, uh. Queendom, I guess?