Oh? Alright. Just be quick, okay? I don't know how long I could keep him distracted...
[okay, well. they are presumably doing this while the guy is at the orphanage? or something. idk what the timeline is right now, but definitely before he can go to school to get shanked.]
[Well. Saya TRIES to sneak in to the orphanage, but a 5 ain't gonna cut it. The red-haired teacher sees her pretty much immediately. HOWEVER he just smiles and pats her on the head.]
New around here? Don't worry, everyone is nice.
[Yep he is assuming she is a new orphan. She has infiltrated the orphanage, how is she getting those keys?
Also Sigrun's critfail will matter shortly, Saya has to get this first.]
[well. the plan was to distract him and steal the keys, so this works.
she blinks at him, letting him pat her head, and then sniffs miserably. uses her best set of puppy eyes to stare up at him.]
I miss my dad.
[does it seem like he's carrying his car keys and wallet in his pockets? just based on the bulk of them. if it seems like that's the case, she's gonna try to like... pickpocket him if she can get a hug from him.]
[Sigrun is waiting near the orphanage for Saya to return]
Did you get them?
[Oh the feeling of impending doom that's befalling me when I know what's coming is one hell of a crash.
Upon receiving the keys, Sigrun would advise Saya to not get in the car and just wait there and that she'd come back after taking the car far away enough. Better safe than sorry because by now Sigrun knows someone being there while she drives is risky.
[Welp, it's the day of the event and given they probably would be staking the school because Sigrun would suggest to be there and observe, just in case, they'd see the future victim of stabbing arrive.
Sigrun sighs]
Back to the planning table. First we'll have to get into the school somehow.
[And she turns her head towards Saya]
You know, it's been days since we saw spike hairs and Tama. What do you think happened to them?
[Three days since they separated into different ways]
[Just as part of planning, Saya would need a uniform to sneak in. Sigrun could also try to sneak in with a uniform but would have to be sneakier about it.]
It could work. Aunt and niece, that probably is believable enough.
[Sigrun nods]
It shouldn't be all that hard for our boss to get uniforms for this school. They're supposed to provide us with anything we need, that should be easy enough.
[She says this because the thought of mugging a student isn't something that crosses Sigrun's mind as plan A, haha]
[We bring chaos while trying to solve this CYOA. Seems about right! Poor unfortunate student who will get mugged, hah]
That's what improvising is for. We still have a good amount of time before the time comes. I'd say we can manage even without the schedule. It's just a building. [She gestures, making a small cube with her hands] We'll manage.
[Well then, let's go try to get that uniform for Saya]
[The dice are being awful so I'm just going to say you guys can get the uniform for Saya. Normally during school they don't let late students in but since Saya is with an adult they will be let in and told where the office is. But like. Nobody's going to check and make sure they go to the office.
It's classtime, so the halls are quiet. Everyone is in their classrooms learning. Where do you begin your search?]
[Sigrun considers it, reaching a possible suggestion:]
Let's meet half an hour before the deadline. Location: entrance hall. [Easy enough to find, open enough to not be too suspicious] Until then we both try to do what we can to figure out how to stop this with as little trouble for us all as possible.
Okay, that's a good plan. [a hum, thinking.] I'll find the white haired man. The other one saw me before — at the orphanage. I think he would recognize me.
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[Sigrun is a bit short-sighted when it comes to planning ahead. Great for improvisation, not so great for anything medium-term and onwards.
If there will be such a big explosion, then...]
Okay, let's go for the key stealing. I'll drive, you distract.
[Can't let the child drive a real car. A kart is fair game, a real vehicle no]
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Oh? Alright. Just be quick, okay? I don't know how long I could keep him distracted...
[okay, well. they are presumably doing this while the guy is at the orphanage? or something. idk what the timeline is right now, but definitely before he can go to school to get shanked.]
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New around here? Don't worry, everyone is nice.
[Yep he is assuming she is a new orphan. She has infiltrated the orphanage, how is she getting those keys?
Also Sigrun's critfail will matter shortly, Saya has to get this first.]
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she blinks at him, letting him pat her head, and then sniffs miserably. uses her best set of puppy eyes to stare up at him.]
I miss my dad.
[does it seem like he's carrying his car keys and wallet in his pockets? just based on the bulk of them. if it seems like that's the case, she's gonna try to like... pickpocket him if she can get a hug from him.]
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I know, it's hard. I was an orphan too. But it gets easier, trust me.
[Good job, you did it. You stole from a well-meaning adult.]
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... Thanks, mister. You're really nice.
[and then she puts on a show of rubbing her face, and runs off to maybe crash his car with sigrun. it's fine.]
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Did you get them?
[Oh the feeling of impending doom that's befalling me when I know what's coming is one hell of a crash.
Upon receiving the keys, Sigrun would advise Saya to not get in the car and just wait there and that she'd come back after taking the car far away enough. Better safe than sorry because by now Sigrun knows someone being there while she drives is risky.
Time to wreck this thing unintentionally]
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YANKS SIGRUN OUT OF THE NOW TOTALED CAR AND RUNS.]
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Except he can just take the train and does so, he's at work the next day. The day that shit is supposed to go down.
What now?]
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... Maybe we should've kidnapped him.
[no.
but i guess they have to follow him to work now? saya can probably pretend to be a student to waltz right in, or something.]
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Sigrun sighs]
Back to the planning table. First we'll have to get into the school somehow.
[And she turns her head towards Saya]
You know, it's been days since we saw spike hairs and Tama. What do you think happened to them?
[Three days since they separated into different ways]
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I don't know. But we'll probably see them again later. It's what happened to the group from last Thursday.
[she sighs.]
We could steal a uniform, and you can pretend to be my relative. Then it wouldn't look weird, right?
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It could work. Aunt and niece, that probably is believable enough.
[Sigrun nods]
It shouldn't be all that hard for our boss to get uniforms for this school. They're supposed to provide us with anything we need, that should be easy enough.
[She says this because the thought of mugging a student isn't something that crosses Sigrun's mind as plan A, haha]
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looks at sigrun]
You married into the family... [she trails off, and then. giggles.] Auntie.
[their christmas color hair.
unfortunately, now they must mug a student. the mod tag has decreed it. while they continue to cause horrors:]
What should we do now? We didn't get the teacher's schedule.
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[We bring chaos while trying to solve this CYOA. Seems about right! Poor unfortunate student who will get mugged, hah]
That's what improvising is for. We still have a good amount of time before the time comes. I'd say we can manage even without the schedule. It's just a building. [She gestures, making a small cube with her hands] We'll manage.
[Well then, let's go try to get that uniform for Saya]
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It's classtime, so the halls are quiet. Everyone is in their classrooms learning. Where do you begin your search?]
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but otherwise, quietly as to avoid an echo in the empty hallway—]
Should we split up to look for them? We need to keep them away from each other.
[since they are presumably in separate classrooms right now, teaching.]
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[Sigrun considers it, reaching a possible suggestion:]
Let's meet half an hour before the deadline. Location: entrance hall. [Easy enough to find, open enough to not be too suspicious] Until then we both try to do what we can to figure out how to stop this with as little trouble for us all as possible.
[More than they already caused, wow]
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Okay, that's a good plan. [a hum, thinking.] I'll find the white haired man. The other one saw me before — at the orphanage. I think he would recognize me.
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